…At least he would if I was a dude. This story is a little old, but I read it for the first time just five minutes ago and it blew my fucking socks off! Woody was recently sued by some ‘photo journalist’ (aka the paparazzo) after Woody attacked the man. But, let’s listen to what Woody had to say about the whole thing.

Harrelson, who is being sued by another TMZ photographer for an alleged assault in 2006, did not deny his involvement.
“I wrapped a movie called ‘Zombieland,’ in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character,” Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

“With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie,” he said.

And there you have it. ‘Nough said.