Yeah it’s been a while, and here I am, back with a bunch of opinions no one cares about.

So… I heard there is going to be a Twilight MMORPG… ( http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/teen_girls_gaming_twilight_mmo.php )

WTF is wrong with this world.

Who else here thinks they will just steal the gaming engine from Maple Story or Second Life, stick little icons over certain peoples heads, and release this into the unprotected teen world. Twilight is not worthy of a game like an MMORPG… maybe one of those old dating game telephones, but not an MMO.

Quest ideas for Twilight:

- Find something for Edward to feed off of that cant defend itself.

- Repeatedly smash an alley cat against a brick wall until it is limp and lifeless, then return it to Bella so she can make  a puppet to distract Edward from wanting to have sex.

- File down your canines till they look like real teeth, so you wont be made fun of at school.

- Get Bella to the abortion clinic before she gives birth to the abomination she has been lugging around and trying to get popular with.

*sigh* Where is the Harry Potter MMO… which unfortunately now has a foot in the fucking door.

Ok, Im gonna fill you guys in on a secret. I hate Twilight like I hate everything else, except more.

So, why put a last name on your vampire? Is he going to say his name in school at attendance? Is he gonne be in roll call for gym class? *sigh* Im afraid for the futur in a world where its hard to be scared of anything… SO LEAVE MY VAMPIRES ALONE. What’s next, teenage zombie love stories? (anyone seen My Boyfriends Back?)

I think Im upset cause I could do a better job then the author of Twilight. Unfortunately, I dont have the time to spend writing cause I have two jobs. Raiding is a job right?